Champagne at a snail's pace
Weve been barging from Chateau Thierry to Chalon en Champagne and back again for the last few weeks. Were right in the middle of vendage, the grape harvest, and the vineyards stretch out for hectares and hectares around us, running down the hills in straight corduroy rows to the Marne River. The pickers are out in force, hunched over while stripping the vines of their peridot and ruby grapes. The big champagne houses are here, names like Mercier, Moet, and Dom Perignon, but every small town has its share of ten or fifteen small places with proprietors touting their familys bubbly.
On a little train, weve toured Mercier with its 18 miles of caves. The excavated chalk was sold to porcelain manufacturers in Germany, the sale of which paid for the excavation. Very clever of Mr. Mercier in the 1850s. Then the best part tasting the fruit of all the labor, champagne.
We sipped the champagne, felt the bubbles explode in our mouths. I thought of old monks stumbling on the discovery and wondered at all of the culinary inventions of the world. Who figured out how to eat the first snail, artichoke, or even the first egg? I raised my glass in silent salute to the brave pioneers of the past. A sign hung on the wall, a quote from Madame Bollinger, one of the grandes dames of Champagne: I drink champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company, I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it unless I'm thirsty.

